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@M Ware I have to avert my gaze or path away from all cake ...

does this bike have a name ...

Because I'm sure you are dying for our thoughts/suggestions

The compensator
Sex panther
Meyers (you know cause it's smooth dark and will fuck you up)

See ... this looks like fun! ... but I am far too lazy to clean that appropriately and the boys are too young to bribe encourage to do it for me

It's a stretch. ... if you have taken this class, this joke is slightly funny. ...

Aaah yeah ... that's like my wheelhouse humor ... only just not my particular obscure geek ... the wife said med school made me dumb and un-funny ... I explain to her in detail the rigorous alforithmic thought process helps me to ... dammit ::hangs head again::

I'm the epitome of the American dream right now. Drunk on the company's dime while waiting for my cross country flight after a business trip, having not seen my family in 3 weeks.

Are you eating luke warm over salted food at chilis and trying desperately to converse with the bar tender so s/he doesn't think you are just another loser who has no one to talk to while you get drunk alone? Cause that's my the rest of the American experience.

@ItsShug lose my number

I'll never give up on us

Would it be fair to say:
You're never gonna give him up
You're never gonna let him down
You're never gonna run around and desert him?

Are we sure that's not a cock toupe?

So... a merkin?

Edit: formatting (I slow)

See I see it more like
Edit: why won't my gif work?!?

Ahem... the obvious question is WHY is kinky fuckery a bad thing? Seems like a solid Wednesday night to me