Zach Boring

And for those wondering..... Giacomo and the wife unit have adjusted well to midwest life. Built the pig a glorified shit shed and they even bought matching hats

Welcome to Wets Vagina. As wet and gross as it sounds. I've missed you crazy people but my life has been a constant stream of work/struggling to remodel my house on random days off. I appreciate every being concerned about my whereabouts. I'm live Ohio. I an constantly in the middle of nowhere West Virginia (2 days off since Jan 7) and loving it except the thought of my much hotter spouse being home with her boyfriend Dark Mark.

I am willing to admit my life has moved on from Triathlon at this point. I would promise to be involved more bit I'm a piece of crap when it comes to relationships and I cant promise anything.

Question. Can we create the budgie smuggler photo at MT.

I’m here to support if you need and will at least make the trip up there to support.

Darn it! I missed @AaronWebstey and pig papa @Zach Boring!

I am alive. Happened to be coming through on Kona day on my way to Ohio. Karaoke in person is not as fun without the music. Hope all is well out there in the universe!

I'm not even sure I know how to swim anymore.

Are we all going to just sit here and not ask about all the wheels in the background?

How many strava pics of a penis does a guy have to post before the poster of the month for May is announced?!?!

@AaronWebstey nope. Although he is a cute pig

My current status:

As I know mark has an affinity for posting his cycling exploits on the internet.....

Fast enough to be called CHAMPION*







* Cat V 35+

This is actually a lister Brownlee sucking wheel of a moto